Theyre not statues! is the eighteenth level of Bigger on the Inside Chapter 1.
Allies[]
The player is given a pre-set team of characters that may have different colors, powers, and cooldowns than normal.
| Name | Gem Color | Ability | Cooldown |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Eighth Doctor | Black/Green | Cure poison. | 15 combos |
| Heal allies for 82% Max HP. | 75 combos | ||
| Josie Day | Blue/Black | Deal 25% damage to enemies current HP. | 14 turns |
| Fan Area Grace Holloway | Yellow/Yellow | Increase 20% damage to all yellow attacks for 1 turn. | 6 turns |
| Total HP: 10952 | |||
Enemies[]
The enemies for this level are Weeping Angels and a Paradox. This level contains cracks in time.
| Enemy | Gem color | HP | Defence | Attack / cooldown | Power / cooldown | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
  
Pixelated Weeping Angel A 1 / 2 |
Black | 0 | 2k | 1 | You blink...: Blind | 1 | |
| Time locked!: Lock II | 1 | ||||||
| Stunned!: Stun all | 1 | ||||||
| Red | 60k | 0 | 2 | Dread: Weaken pink gems | 1 | ||
 
Pixelated Weeping Angel B |
Yellow | 70k | 0 | 800 | 1 | Fear: Poison for 3 turns | 1 |
 
Pixelated Paradox B |
Blue | 0 | 2.5k | 1 | Pulse: Frenzy | 1 | |
Waves[]
| Wave | Enemies | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pixelated Weeping Angel A 1 | |||||||
| 2 | Pixelated Weeping Angel A 2 | Pixelated Weeping Angel A 2 | ||||||
| 3 | Pixelated Weeping Angel B | Pixelated Weeping Angel B | Pixelated Weeping Angel B | |||||
| 4 | Pixelated Paradox B | |||||||
Dialogue[]
Intro[]
Josie Day: It feels as if we're getting further and further away!
Eighth Doctor: Don't move! Don't close your eyes! Don't even blink!
Grace Holloway: Why!
Eighth Doctor: Those statues...
Josie: Yes?
Eighth Doctor: They're not statues at all!
Outro[]
Eighth Doctor: There!
Grace: Where?
Eighth Doctor: Through that portal.
Josie: At the heart of the Time Distortion? Are you mad?
Eighth Doctor: As a hatter! But now's not the time for that. Come on, into the portal while we've still got a chance!